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Saturday, 2 January 2016

Strange But True Facts

Some Strange But True Facts About Men

  1. Men waste thousands of gallons of fuel every year, driving around while not asking for directions.
  2. Men can slip into a coma while sitting in a retail store chair waiting for her women to come out of the fitting room.
  3. Putting toilet paper on the roll is not common sense, it’s a super power.  Apparently only women have this magical power.
  4. If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.
  5. A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; a man speaks about 2,000
  6. Men like to barbecue.  They suddenly like to cook if danger and fire are involved.  Weird how that happens.
  7. Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail.  Use sparingly and only in an emergency.  Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective
  8. Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during playoff commercials only.  Then.  And only then. Any other time… all bets are off
  9. Don’t ask them what they’re thinking.  Men can think about nothing for hours.
  10. It is funny to know that staring at women, men spend almost a year of their lives.
  11. It is difficult to believe that men are more likely to commit suicide than women, in countries such as Russia and Brazil, these rates among men are up to six times higher than those for women.









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